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    Tide...

    Dear Tide:
    I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it

    since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was
    the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find
    it even better!

    In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
    blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me
    about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the
    neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his
    blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a
    bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

    After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle
    of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
    satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came
    out so well, that some detectives who came by yesterday told me
    that the DNA tests were negative and my attorney said that I would
    no longer be considered a suspect!

    I thank you, once again, for having such a great product!

    Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people...

    Signed,
    A relieved menopausal wife
    Barb Lang

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    Good one!

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    Re: Tide...

    Originally posted by vbh
    Dear Tide:
    I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it

    since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was
    the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find
    it even better!

    In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
    blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me
    about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the
    neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his
    blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a
    bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

    After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle
    of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
    satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came
    out so well, that some detectives who came by yesterday told me
    that the DNA tests were negative and my attorney said that I would
    no longer be considered a suspect!

    I thank you, once again, for having such a great product!

    Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people...

    Signed,
    A relieved menopausal wife
    Barb Lang

    Dats not funny ... I was almost killed by one Crazy Antiguan oman one time...

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    Re: Re: Tide...

    Originally posted by Cimo 2
    Dats not funny ... I was almost killed by one Crazy Antiguan oman one time...
    I need to forward this to her...next time she will be lucky

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    Re: Re: Re: Tide...

    Originally posted by Roz
    I need to forward this to her...next time she will be lucky

    Frickin Antiguan oman dem allareyou evil ah R@$$...

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