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    Things you would never hear a Jamaican say

    Things You Will Never Hear A Jamaican Man Say
    1. "No, wifey, tek my cyar instead."
    2. "Waiter, this steak is overcooked."
    3. "She 'ave a nice body ... but 'ar batty too big."
    4. "Whaapen Mr. Deejay, yuh cyaah play some more calypso?"
    5. "De pill doan gree wid me wife, so ah gweh get a vasectomy."
    6. "No, Chooksie, ah cyaah tek anodda whites(rum), mi haffe drive all de way to Kingston, an' it wet and dark outside."
    7. "Some ah mi closest bredren-dem gay, yu no se'et."
    8. "Size doan matter."
    9. "Yeah man, me nyam unda two foot table.
    10. "Nuff respect to Brian Lara."
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    Jamaican Jokes
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    Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to attend college and law
    school. He decided to come back to Jamaica because he felt he could be a Big
    Shot at home. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened
    his new law office in New Kingston. The first day, he saw a man coming up
    the passageway. He decided to make a big impression on this new client
    when he arrived. As the man came to the door Joe picked up the phone. He
    motioned the man in, all the while talking.

    "No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle
    this case for less than one million. Yes, the Appeals Court has agreed to
    hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the
    other members of my team will provide support. Okay, tell the DA that I'll
    meet with him next week to discuss the details."

    The "conversation" went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man,
    "I'm sorry for the delay but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for
    you?"

    The man replied, "I'm from Cable & Wireless, the telephone company, I came
    to hook up your phone."
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    Quote Originally Posted by vincypeaches
    Things You Will Never Hear A Jamaican Man Say
    1. "No, wifey, tek my cyar instead."
    2. "Waiter, this steak is overcooked."
    3. "She 'ave a nice body ... but 'ar batty too big."
    4. "Whaapen Mr. Deejay, yuh cyaah play some more calypso?"
    5. "De pill doan gree wid me wife, so ah gweh get a vasectomy."
    6. "No, Chooksie, ah cyaah tek anodda whites(rum), mi haffe drive all de way to Kingston, an' it wet and dark outside."
    7. "Some ah mi closest bredren-dem gay, yu no se'et."
    8. "Size doan matter."
    9. "Yeah man, me nyam unda two foot table.
    10. "Nuff respect to Brian Lara."
    true dat!

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