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Things A Jamaican Would Never Do
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>Mi deh yah ah tink and realize seh, dere are sometings yuh woulda neva
>see we a do, hear we ah seh or even attempt fi try... Tek fir
>instance...
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>* Yuh eva see Jamaicans a climb mountain wid flag and claim victory when
>dem reach di top?
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>* Yuh ever see we ah hang out inna di miggle of di Amazon jungle? Fi wa
>reason???
>
>* Yuh ever see we a jump outta plane wid one parachute or a boast seh we
>going bungee jumping next Sunday?
>
>* Yuh eva see we inna sea bout we looking fi di Great White Sharks? No
>sah we wi watch it pon TV.
>
>* Yuh eva hear a J'can in ah Search & Rescue pan mountain. A mi sen dem
>up mountain? Dem find dem way up, dem fe find dem way dung again. Idiat
>dem! A nature way fe feed de weak and any hungry animal up deh!
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>* Yuh eva see a Jamaican acting pon big screen going into a haunted
>house and asking..."Trevah yuh in deh?" If him foolish enuf fi go ina di
>haunted house him an di duppy dem caang fight it out in deh.
>
>* Yuh eva hear a Jamaican man seh.."no honey...no need to cook rice and
>peas wid oxtail and a little chicken pon a Sunday...... mek we
>order in a pizza nuh?" Try yu best.....not pon yu life.
>
>* Yuh eva si a jamaican come a work an tell everbaddy dem bizniz how dem
>neva bade dis mawning, brush teet and wash face....
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>* Yuh eva si a jamaican wey luv talk ova ppl food, put dem face inna
>it an sey dat looks and smell good. No sah! Dat wi cause a fight.
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>* Yuh ever see a Jamaican go inna di company fridge, and go tek weh
>next person sangwige and nyam it off?
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>* Yuh ever hear Jamaican pickney tell dem madda fi shut up, and di
>madda go tek seat inna kitchen, tek out cigarette, start smoke and seh
>she nuh know wah fi do wid di pickney? NO! One bax crass him face fi
>sure. An if dem live in New Yaak dem sen dem to Jamaica fi di Summer and
>den di adda relatives fix dem bizniz and dem go back wid mannaz.
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>* Yuh eva see Jamaican tek meat outta fridge and stick it inna oven
>widout lickle seasoning?

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