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Old 07-29-2008, 03:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Red face They Had To Go.............

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on
the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped
in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights out have got to
stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no
panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back
with a card
stuck to her butt that said.....

"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!"
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Old 08-03-2008, 06:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by JAHTEE View Post
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on
the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped
in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights out have got to
stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no
panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back
with a card
stuck to her butt that said.....

"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!"
This is just too funny!
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Old 08-15-2008, 05:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-24-2008, 01:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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