After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date to a quiet
country road and made his move. When Mary responded
enthusiastically to his kissing, he tried sliding his hand
up her blouse. Suddenly, she jerked away, got out of the
car is a hurry, and ran home. Later that night, she wrote
in her diary, "A girl's best friends are her own two legs."

On their next date, Carl returned to the country road.
As they were kissing passionately, Carl slid his hand up
Mary's skirt. Once again, she pulled away, got out of the
Car, and hurried home. Later that night, she wrote in her
diary, "I repeat, a girl's best friends are her own two
legs."

On the third date, the pair returned to the country road.
This time, Mary didn't get home until very late. That
night, she wrote in her diary, "There comes a time when
even the best of friends must part."