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    Should The Preacher Stay ?

    This is a story about a popular young Baptist preacher, who on Sunday
    morning announces to the congregation that he will not renew his contract,
    and is >moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is
    a hush.

    No one wants him to leave.

    Bubba, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and announces, "If the
    preacher stays, I'll provide him with a new sedan every year, and his
    lovely wife with a minivan, to transport their children!"

    The congregation sighs, and applauds.

    Billy Bob, the entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the preacher
    stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee the
    college education of his children!!"

    More sighs and applause.

    Ms. Ella May, aged 70, stands and announces, "If the preacher stays, I'll
    give him SEX!!" There is a hush.

    The preacher, blushing, asks, "Ms. Ella May, whatever possessed you to say
    that?"

    Ms. Ella May answers, "I just asked My husband how we could help, and he
    said....... F*ck him!!

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    Should the preacher stay

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