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Old 10-01-2008, 12:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he delivered the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Mom pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.



Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.......smack his ass again!'



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Old 10-17-2008, 10:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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that was a good one...not what i was expecting
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Old 10-18-2008, 12:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lmmfaooo .... trust .. 3 yr old say sum shyt you look @ dem like wat d fuq?????

member .. i am currently ah mommy to ah 3 yr old so i kno wat i talking bout lol

dat was cute doh
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Old 10-21-2008, 03:54 AM   #4 (permalink)
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