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: got this in my email.

The Rancher

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.' The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.

'Unbutton my blouse and take it off, she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'


(P.S. I didn't see that one coming, either.)

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Iz Ah vincy ting

"Lioness is on the rise" (Queen Ifrica)

~ Don't bury the past in shallow graves for when the strong breeze of remembrance blows the dust is easily moved~ -(me)


~Your blanket of nonchalance isn't thick enough to hide your insecurities~ -(me)

good one!!!

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Juancito Trucupey me dijo ke tiene una fiesta formá Pa' tocar con su tambora allá por la madrugá. Juancito Trucupey (muchacho) es un hombre popular!!

^^^^ look i have my own song! lol

:...ah know eh...yuh well think they going an' do something...yuh RUDE!!!

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Iz Ah vincy ting

"Lioness is on the rise" (Queen Ifrica)

~ Don't bury the past in shallow graves for when the strong breeze of remembrance blows the dust is easily moved~ -(me)


~Your blanket of nonchalance isn't thick enough to hide your insecurities~ -(me)

of course the rest of imix is oblivious to this...this one you should have posted in backchat it would get plenty kicks classmates thought it was hilarious

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Juancito Trucupey me dijo ke tiene una fiesta formá Pa' tocar con su tambora allá por la madrugá. Juancito Trucupey (muchacho) es un hombre popular!!

^^^^ look i have my own song! lol

I swear I am slow. It took me a few mins to understand

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Sometimes being a Bitc* is the only thing a woman has to hold onto

lol, ah go puh it!!!..caz ovr deh boring

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Iz Ah vincy ting

"Lioness is on the rise" (Queen Ifrica)

~ Don't bury the past in shallow graves for when the strong breeze of remembrance blows the dust is easily moved~ -(me)


~Your blanket of nonchalance isn't thick enough to hide your insecurities~ -(me)

da's a good one ......lol

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MURDUR>>>>>.......

lol, im glad u liked it!

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Iz Ah vincy ting

"Lioness is on the rise" (Queen Ifrica)

~ Don't bury the past in shallow graves for when the strong breeze of remembrance blows the dust is easily moved~ -(me)


~Your blanket of nonchalance isn't thick enough to hide your insecurities~ -(me)

..well atleast he owns his own panties.....

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Sometimes being a Bitc* is the only thing a woman has to hold onto

at the joke? or the joke within the joke?

What you said about him having his own panties

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Sometimes being a Bitc* is the only thing a woman has to hold onto

Well, that the only thing she neva ask him to tek off