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    proof god is a trini lol

    Proof that God is a Trini

    Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six
    days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the
    seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"


    God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
    through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made!" Archangel
    Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
    "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
    call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.

    "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to
    different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place
    of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be
    poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there
    is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different
    countries. "This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be
    very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work,
    then pointed to a land mass in the Caribbean and said, "What's that
    one? "

    "Ah," said God. "That's Trinidad, the most glorious place on earth
    ..There are beautiful beaches, breath-taking ranges, streams, hills, and
    water falls The people from Trinidad are going to be very handsome,
    modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found
    traveling the world holding good jobs. They will be extremely sociable,
    hardworking and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the
    world as diplomats and carriers of peace. They will be great
    party-planners and costume-makers. They will have the most beautiful
    women in the world from every possible racial mixture I have created
    these last six days. They will make melodious, rhythmic music called
    soca, beat out the sweetest music out of drums and barrels and host the
    greatest extravaganza in the world-which they will call Carnival."

    Michael gasped in wonderment and admiration but then proclaimed,
    "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!!! " "Ah," God
    replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I've put in their
    government

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadGyalFromTnT
    Proof that God is a Trini

    Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six
    days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the
    seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"


    God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
    through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made!" Archangel
    Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
    "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
    call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.

    "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to
    different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place
    of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be
    poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there
    is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different
    countries. "This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be
    very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work,
    then pointed to a land mass in the Caribbean and said, "What's that
    one? "

    "Ah," said God. "That's Trinidad, the most glorious place on earth
    ..There are beautiful beaches, breath-taking ranges, streams, hills, and
    water falls The people from Trinidad are going to be very handsome,
    modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found
    traveling the world holding good jobs. They will be extremely sociable,
    hardworking and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the
    world as diplomats and carriers of peace. They will be great
    party-planners and costume-makers. They will have the most beautiful
    women in the world from every possible racial mixture I have created
    these last six days. They will make melodious, rhythmic music called
    soca, beat out the sweetest music out of drums and barrels and host the
    greatest extravaganza in the world-which they will call Carnival."

    Michael gasped in wonderment and admiration but then proclaimed,
    "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!!! " "Ah," God
    replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I've put in their
    government

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