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    Polish joke

    A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well.
    Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
    could arrange a divorce for him, "very quick. "The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

    LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
    POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3
    bedrooms.

    LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
    POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.

    LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
    POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

    LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
    POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."

    LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
    POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set &DVD player with 6.1
    sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

    LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?
    POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.

    LAWYER: is your wife a nagger?
    POLE: NO, she white.

    LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
    POLE: SHE going to kill me.

    LAWYER: What makes you think that?
    POLE: I got proof.

    LAWYER: What kind of proof?
    POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says, "Polish Remover."

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