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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,
and at the appropriate point in the process,
she told him that he would now need to enter a password.

Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood
and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password,
he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in.... P.E.N.I.S.

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

*PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*

Lol thats kinda like this one

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half, but accidentally sends her the bottom half of the picture.

He is really worried when he realizes that he has sent the wrong half. But then he remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says:

"Thank you for the picture. You should change your hair style... it makes your nose look too short."