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03-29-2006, 02:58 PM
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WIFE: "What if I died - would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - - silence - - -.... HUSBAND: "S H I T ! ! ! ! " |
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03-29-2006, 03:48 PM
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03-30-2006, 12:08 PM
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04-06-2006, 10:08 PM
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04-06-2006, 11:34 PM
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