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    Only A West Indian Would Understand This

    WARNING: YOU HAVE TO BE A WEST INDIAN TO REALLY APPRECIATE THIS JOKE.

    > A family in Trinidad was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother
    > arrived from the USA, sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so
    > tightly squeezed inside the large coffin that their mother's face was
    > practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin, they
    > found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which
    > read:

    > 'Dearest Brother and Sisters,
    > I am sending you our mother's remains for the funeral there in
    > Laperouse Cemetery. Sorry I could not come along, as the expenses were
    > so high. You will find inside the coffin, under Mammy's body, 12 cans
    > of Bumble Bee Tuna, 12 Dax Hair Grease, 12 Vaseline Intensive Care Skin
    > Lotion, 12 Colgate Toothpaste and 12 cans of Spam. Just divide it among
    > yourselves. On Mammy's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (Size 8) for
    > Junior. There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mammy's head for Miloy's
    > sons. Mammy is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts, one for Manong Roy
    > and the rest are for my nephews. Mammy is also wearing one dozen Wonder
    > Bras (your favorite), just divide it among yourselves. The 2 dozen
    > Victoria Secrets panties that Mammy is wearing should be distributed
    > among my nieces and cousins. Mammy is also wearing eight Docker pants.
    > Please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss
    > watch you asked for is on Mammy's left wrist, please take it. Tantie
    > Jean, mammy is wearing what you asked for, earrings, ring and necklace,
    > just please get them. Also the six pairs of Chanel stockings that mammy
    > is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls there.#### Hope they
    > like the color.

    > Your loving sister
    > P.S. PLEASE ALLYUH GO HAVE TO BUY A DRESS FOR MAMMY FOR THE FUNERAL

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    LiBrAzzz rule ;) Sweet Like Sugar Can's Avatar Sweet Like Sugar Can is offline
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    Talking lol- luv dat 1!

    OMG!!!!!! hehehe...

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    omg that too funny rotfl

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    sounds about right....WI's is someting else oui!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TTmudder
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    i love the siggy with the baby

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    Oh my god this shit is funny to ras...

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    Funny but true!

    That have me at work crying wit laugh!

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