>Only in Jamaica
>Only in Jamaica, citizens have to protect police from gunman.
>
>Only in Jamaica, you'll have police cars parked at rum bars.
>
>Only in Jamaica, can people strike everyday just not to go to work.
>
>Only in Jamaica, gal fat up demself wid foul pill and bleach out dem skin
>wid toothpaste.
>
>Only in Jamaica, prisoners are allowed to have cell phone fe run dem
>operation and report warden to dem posse.
>
>Only in Jamaica, bad boy hole up police station fi get back him bag a Ganja.
>
>
>Only in Jamaica, the Airport people can tell yuh bout yuh bakside and there
>is nobody to report them to.
>
>Only in Jamaica, when you go to a restaurant, the waiter tells you hold on
>so he can watch the football game.
>
>Only in Jamaica, tief tie up security guard and steal him German Shepherd
>guard dog.
>
>Only in Jamaica, country people a carry wood and water pon dem head, and
>have a cell phone pon dem waist.
>
>Only in Jamaica, you can step up and step down in a bus same time.
>
>Only in Jamaica, you can borrow somebody else's side of the road fi drive
>pon till yours get better.
>
>Only in Jamaica, the more mess politician mek is the more pay dem get.
>
>Only in Jamaica, S.U.V. caan' pass road test.
>
>Only in Jamaica, you have bicycle-by shootings.
>
>Only in Jamaica, the Gulf War still affect gas price.
>
>Only in Jamaica, can a tief hold you up and ask you to walk wid more money
>the next time.
>
>Only in Jamaica, Police go to arrest a tief and don't have a handcuff.
>
>Only in Jamaica, do you see a driver and a passenger in a cab sharing the
>same seat.
>
>Only in Jamaica, police are afraid of criminals.
>
>Only in Jamaica, is the greatest tourist attraction, a "Rent-a-Dread".
>
>Only in Jamaica, can the forecast look gloomy for the following day and the
>Prime Minister makes it a national holiday.
>
>Only in Jamaica, can Ganja be the best form of agriculture in the country.
>
>Only in Jamaica, can you be taxed for excessive use of oxygen.
>
>Only in Jamaica, does everyone drive a deportee car and the less fortunate a
>Lada.
>
>Only in Kingston, traffic is so bad dat you can reach work quicker walking
>dan driving.
>
>Only in Jamaica, can you report a crime in progress and the police tell you
>to stop interrupting the domino game.
>
>Only in Jamaica, firefighter reach di fire scene and have no water fi put
>out di fire.
>
>You know you are in Jamaica when even the baddest D.J. becomes a Christian.
>
>Yuh have pothole so big when yuh drop in, yuh caan come out.
>
>You know you are in JA when someone is wearing a bubble jacket because "dem
>waan ina di lick"
>
>You know you are in Jamaica when the last general election was called a
>bashment.
>
>You know you are in Jamaica when it is 96 degrees and you need no shade...
>
>Once upon a time every J'can come from Kingston, now dem seem to come from
>everywhere but Kingston.
>
>Nowhere else in the world could you go and find such peace of mind and
>contentment wid so much madness and confusion at the same time.
>
>"Jamaica, Jamaica, Jamaica land we love"
>
>
>Regards
>Ronald Francis
>Barry Stringer
>Thurleigh Loadlanes