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One nite a fadda put his three-year ole daughter to bed,told her a story and sat and listen to her say her prayers,which she ended
by saying,"God bless Mommy ,God bless Daddy ,God bless Grandma,and *good-bye* Grandpa."

*Ah why yuh say *good-bye* grandpa fah?de fadda asked."Mi noh know,"de little girl said.
De next day the grandpa died.De man thought it a strange coincidence.

A few months later, he put de girl to bed and listen to her prayers,which went like dis,"God bless Mommy,God bless daddy,and *good-bye* grandma.

De next day de grandma died!

"Rathid, thougt de man,dis yah pickne can see inna de future."
Several weeks later when de girl was going to bed the man heard her say,
God bless Mommy and *good-bye*Daddy."

De man practically went into shock.He couldn't sleep all nite and got up at de crack of dawn to go to de office.He was nervous all day .He figured if he could get by until midnite he would be ok.He felt safe in de office,so he stayed until de end of de day,looking at his watch every second.finally ,when minite arrived ,he breathed a sign of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said,"Yuh neva come 'ome dis late before, what happen?" Mi nah waan tak 'bout it,"he said "Mi jus' 'ave de wus' day inna mi life.

"Yuh tink yuh had a bad day?"the wife exclaimed."You'll neva believe wha 'appen dis mahnin',Desmond next door jus 'drapp dead pan de varanda."

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desmond de baby faddah....dais jerry spinger ting