An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.

>A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He

>had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.

>

>The old man just stared. Every time the young man

>looked, the old man was staring.

>

>The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the

>matter old-timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"

>

>Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got

>drunk once and had sex with a peacock.

>I was just wondering if you were my son."