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    A MOTHER'S LOVE & BWIA

    A Mother had 3! virgin daughters. They were all getting married within
    a
    >short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex
    >life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard
    >from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
    >
    >The first daughter sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
    >wedding.The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first,
    >but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:
    >"Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her
    >daughter.
    >
    >The second daughter sent the card from Vermont a week after the
    >wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go
    >straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson &
    Hedges
    >package "Extra Long. King Size".She was again slightly embarrassed but
    >still happy for her daughter.
    >
    >The third daughter left for! her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom
    waited

    >for a week. Nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then
    after

    >a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky
    >handwriting were the words "BWIA". Mom took out her latest Guardian
    >magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally
    >found the ad for BWIA. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a
    >week, both ways." Mom fainted .....

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    Cool hhhaaaaaa

    that was a good one. to me it is like nescafe

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    Quote Originally Posted by naughteeetrample
    that was a good one. to me it is like nescafe

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    a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky
    >handwriting were the words "BWIA". Mom took out her latest Guardian
    >magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally
    >found the ad for BWIA. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a
    >week, both ways." Mom fainted .....[/QUOTE]





    I like it

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