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    The Great Pretender Sugahkhayne's Avatar Sugahkhayne is offline
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    Mortgage

    For his birthday, Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
    father said,
    "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
    is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we
    can afford it."

    The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front
    door with a suitcase. So he asked,
    "Son, where are you going?"

    Little Patrick told him, " I was walking past your room last night
    and I heard you tell Mom you were pulling out. I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm sticking around here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!"
    Some men move mountains
    Some women move men who move mountains
    Most women with mountains move some men
    But I...I am a woman who is moved by men who can get through the valley

    Queen GodIs

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