Baby Planes!
A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying LIAT from St
Lucia to Barbados. The son (who had been looking out the window)
turned to his mother and asked,
"If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't
planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask
the stewardess. So the boy dutifully asked the stewardess, "If dogs
have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby
planes."
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me
that?" The little boy admitted that she did. "Well, then, tell your
mother that there are no baby planes because LIAT always pulls out
on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."