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    (((Natural creation))) Essential Flower's Avatar Essential Flower is offline
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    Talking Men never listen!!!

    A friend send this to me, so I am sharing it with you folks...sounds interesting.

    In a chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men`s restroom, but it had always been occupied.
    A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said,"You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the butons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by leters: WW,WA,PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn`t resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men`s restroom don`t have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his buttom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.. The lasdies restroom was more than a restroom. When the powder puff completed it`s pleasure, he couldn`t wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
    Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. "The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. YOUR PENI$ IS UNDER YOUR PILLOW!!.

    *Hand too dang fass. Wey he gwine do wid dat ting now? His wifey mussie blue vex*

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    dayuum listen more men!!!

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    Ohhhhh hahaha

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    ####################s don't listen

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    Quote Originally Posted by essence
    A friend send this to me, so I am sharing it with you folks...sounds interesting.

    In a chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men`s restroom, but it had always been occupied.
    A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said,"You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the butons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by leters: WW,WA,PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn`t resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men`s restroom don`t have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his buttom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.. The lasdies restroom was more than a restroom. When the powder puff completed it`s pleasure, he couldn`t wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
    Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. "The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. YOUR PENI$ IS UNDER YOUR PILLOW!!.

    *Hand too dang fass. Wey he gwine do wid dat ting now? His wifey mussie blue vex*
    That's not nice ..

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