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    ..wheydemcomfram..Antigua Aaraya Sonshyne's Avatar Aaraya Sonshyne is offline
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    :box Memo:new Office Rules

    TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

    SICK DAYS:
    We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor; you are able to come to work.

    SURGERY
    Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact, to remove something constitutes a breach of employment.

    BEREAVEMENT LEAVE
    This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relative or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases, where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is enough to keep the job going in your absence.

    YOUR OWN DEATH
    This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice, as it is your duty to train your replacement.

    Effective immediately, please make a note..........

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    i hope my boss doesn't get a hold of this

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    damn!!

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    The need to post this in my school.
    We have some teaches that call in every Monday or Friday.
    Do you know it is the last week of school and these so and so's have the never to call in sick.
    "Give me the wine wine of of your life life make sure its right cause its carnival time time"

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