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    A Local Call

    A European decided to write a book about famous religious structures around the world.

    So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to the London,
    thinking that he would work his way across the world.

    On his first day, he was inside a church taking photographs,
    when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "10,000 per call".

    The European, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.

    The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for 10,000 you could talk to God.

    The European thanked the priest and went along his way.
    Next stop was Paris.
    There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

    He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in London and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

    She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
    100,000 Francs (10,000) he could talk to God. "O.K.,
    thank you," said the European.

    He the travelled the rest of Europe, Africa, Asia, Australasia and the whole of the North and Central America.

    In every church, synagogue, mosque and temple he saw the same golden telephone with the equivalent of " 10,000 per call" sign under it.

    The European, upon leaving the U.S. saw a sign for Trinidad and decided to see if Trinidadians had the same phone.

    He arrived in Port of Spain, and again, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "25 cents per call."

    The European was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've travelled all over the world and I've seen this same golden telephone in many religious structures.

    I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in every country the price was $10,000 per call.

    Why is it so cheap here?" The priest smiled and answered,
    "You're in Trinidad now son, it's a local call".

    Sweet, Sweet TnT ....... (Confirmation that GOD is a Trini)

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    Re: A Local Call

    Originally posted by onedimple
    A European decided to write a book about famous religious structures around the world.

    So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to the London,
    thinking that he would work his way across the world.

    On his first day, he was inside a church taking photographs,
    when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "10,000 per call".

    The European, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.

    The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for 10,000 you could talk to God.

    The European thanked the priest and went along his way.
    Next stop was Paris.
    There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

    He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in London and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

    She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
    100,000 Francs (10,000) he could talk to God. "O.K.,
    thank you," said the European.

    He the travelled the rest of Europe, Africa, Asia, Australasia and the whole of the North and Central America.

    In every church, synagogue, mosque and temple he saw the same golden telephone with the equivalent of " 10,000 per call" sign under it.

    The European, upon leaving the U.S. saw a sign for Trinidad and decided to see if Trinidadians had the same phone.

    He arrived in Port of Spain, and again, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "25 cents per call."

    The European was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've travelled all over the world and I've seen this same golden telephone in many religious structures.

    I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in every country the price was $10,000 per call.

    Why is it so cheap here?" The priest smiled and answered,
    "You're in Trinidad now son, it's a local call".

    Sweet, Sweet TnT ....... (Confirmation that GOD is a Trini)

    You made my day you deserve an oscar
    girl you had me cracking up I laugh from home to school God is a trini go girl next stop is bet

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    ...ah like that one...

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