IslandMix

Ok, it's going to be a little tough understanding this, but try
reading it slowly:


>> >The Lord ah mi one boss, and mi nuh fi want nutt'n.
>> >Ah Him ah prevent mi from tell off people everyday.
>> >Ah Him ah gimme peace, when so-so madness a gwan roun' mi.
>> >Ah Him ah remine mi fi pray and fi do everyting
>> >widout complain, murmur or kiss mi teet.
>> >Ah Him ah remine mi dat ah Him, noh mi! job, ah mi
>> >source, although lickle more pay woulda nice.
>> >Ah Him ah 'top mi from mad a daytime, an' ah guide
>> >mi decision dem so mi can honor Him inna hev'ryting.
>> >Ah Him ah prevent mi from shoot up di whole
>> >place, an' tun' all mi supervisor dem inna some
>> >duppy, so mi no haffi go ah prison an' live
>> >'mongst ah bag ah battyman or get heng.
>> >Even though mi get one whole heap of e-mail, fool
>> >fool deadline fi work wid, have some co-worker dem
>> >whey a chat mi behine mi back, some big heediat fi
>> >supervisor, an' ah howl body dat kyaan' mek it a
>> >morning time, mi nah give up because Him deh wid mi!
>> >Him presence, Him peace, an' Him power ah go si
>> >mi through.
>> >Ah Him ah raise mi up, even when di heediat dem
>> >nah promote mi hard working self, though mi have
>> >three set a degree an' diploma.
>> >Ah Him claim mi as fi Him own, even when di
>> >company ah threaten fi fiah mi an' me ah threaten
>> >fi light wan fiah an' bun di whole place ah grung.
>> >Fi Him faithfulness an' love betta dan any bonus
>> >check, but yu si mi, a check woulda help out some time.
>> >Fi Him retirement plan betta dan every pension
>> >plan outta road, but mek anybady try rob this
>> >place yah an yuh see wha 'appen out yah tiday:
>> >Suhmaddy bettah run to hell!
>> >When unnu done talk; Ah Him mi ah go wuk fah fi
>> >wan long time.
>> >So Tank Yuh Lord
>> >Amen!

This is hilarious

couldnta say it better meself!!

nice