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Jamaican Loan Application
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Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari AGE: I man noh count birtday DATE OF BIRTH: Mi sey Rasta noh deal wid dem tings deh man ADDRESS: Uppa di Hills a Wesmorlan TEL. NO.: I man Doan participate ina di Bablyon system MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE/MARRIED/NO. OF CHILDREN: I an I hav nuff comman Law wife an 21 likkle soljas a run bout roun di island OCCUPATION: Sell Jelly coknat pan Spanish Town Rd. and weed outta mi Kitchen winda COMPANY NAME: I man noh kip company yuh noh seeit PRESENT POSITION: Mi like di Lizzad lap and back-shat positian but mi Open to any adda positian ..yah noh seet AVERAGE MONTHLY INCOME: Depends pan di season and di demans fi di weed..some time busniss slow an ting CREDIT REFERENCE: Mor Fyah! I man noh deal wid credit strickly up front dallas a do it UNSECURED OVERDRAFT LIMIT: Chat English .. a wha di Bloodclaught dat? SECURED OVERDRAFT LIMIT: Mi sey yuh fi chat English!! PERSONAL LOAN AMOUNT: Tony owe mi bout 40 gran .. a goenne buss im Klaat When a buck im up MONTHLY PAYMENT: Ask Tony cause a monts now mi noh si nat a cent fram im NO. OF MONTHLY PAYMENT OUTSTANDING: Yuh def? Mi seh Tony noh gi mi back mi money so all a it outstanding MORTGAGE LOAN AMOUNT: Mi noh pay margage fi mi zinc shed..is I man buil dat MONTHLY PAYMENT: Yuh com back a ask di same foolishness? NO. OF MONTHLY PAYMENT OUTSTANDING: Is wha do dis wooman dowe eeh? MI SEY TONY NOH PAY MI YET!! This interview is over .. Application for Loan Denied GOH WEH!!! ..unu hypocrite an Sadomite unu! .......Ole dutty rass hole!!! |
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