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Old 04-09-2003, 04:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Jamaican Loan Application

NAME
Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari
AGE:
I man noh count birtday
DATE OF BIRTH:
Mi sey Rasta noh deal wid dem tings deh man
ADDRESS:
Uppa di Hills a Wesmorlan
TEL. NO.:
I man Doan participate ina di Bablyon system
MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE/MARRIED/NO. OF CHILDREN:
I an I hav nuff comman Law wife an 21 likkle soljas a run bout roun di island
OCCUPATION:
Sell Jelly coknat pan Spanish Town Rd. and weed outta mi Kitchen winda
COMPANY NAME:
I man noh kip company yuh noh seeit
PRESENT POSITION:
Mi like di Lizzad lap and back-shat positian but mi Open to any adda positian ..yah noh seet
AVERAGE MONTHLY INCOME:
Depends pan di season and di demans fi di weed..some time busniss slow an ting
CREDIT REFERENCE:
Mor Fyah! I man noh deal wid credit strickly up front dallas a do it
UNSECURED OVERDRAFT LIMIT:
Chat English .. a wha di Bloodclaught dat?
SECURED OVERDRAFT LIMIT:
Mi sey yuh fi chat English!!
PERSONAL LOAN AMOUNT:
Tony owe mi bout 40 gran .. a goenne buss im Klaat When a buck im up
MONTHLY PAYMENT:
Ask Tony cause a monts now mi noh si nat a cent fram im
NO. OF MONTHLY PAYMENT OUTSTANDING:
Yuh def? Mi seh Tony noh gi mi back mi money so all a it outstanding
MORTGAGE LOAN AMOUNT:
Mi noh pay margage fi mi zinc shed..is I man buil dat
MONTHLY PAYMENT:
Yuh com back a ask di same foolishness?
NO. OF MONTHLY PAYMENT OUTSTANDING:
Is wha do dis wooman dowe eeh? MI SEY TONY NOH PAY MI YET!!
This interview is over .. Application for Loan Denied
GOH WEH!!! ..unu hypocrite an Sadomite unu! .......Ole dutty rass hole!!!
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Old 04-09-2003, 11:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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dat is we jamaicans yes...all di dread want is a likkle loan money, chuh...unuh nah fi giv him so much hassle hassle!

yeah man, fyah bun a Babylon system
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Old 04-18-2003, 08:22 AM   #3 (permalink)
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