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An old couple in Jamaica was puzzled when the coffin of their dead relative arrived from foreign.
The corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that her face was practically touching the
glass cover, When they opened the coffin, they found a letter pinned to her chest, which read:

Dear Mama and Papa:
Me ah sen yu wha lef a Puncie fi di funeral down dey inna Jamaica. Sarry seh mi couldn't mek di
funeral cause a seh di expenses dem too high. Yu wi find inside a di coffin, unda Puncie Body:


12 can a Bully beef
12 bottle a Posner Shampoo
12 Bottle a Posner Conditioner
12 bottle a Vasaline Intensive Care Lotion
12 tube a Colgate toothpste
Pon Puncie body is a brand new pair a Nike (size 8) fi Keefa
Under Puncie head is four pair a Nike fi Boysie son dem
Puncie a wear six FUBU T-shirt, one is fi Trevor and di rest fi im son dem.

Puncie a wear one dozen Wonder Bras (a fi mi favorite), jus devide dem mongst the likkle gal dem inna di district.
Di two dozen Victoria secret panties dem dat Puncie have on is fi mi nieces and mi cousin dem
Puncie also have on eight levi pants, tek one fi yuself and give di rest of dem to dimlikkle boy dem whey work pon Papa truck.
Di Swiss diamond watch yu did ask mi fa is on Puncie;s left wrist and di tings dem wha yu did sen come beg mi for Mama
(di earrings, ring and chain), demis where dem suppose fi wear pon Puncie body, please tek dem before anybody come fi
view di body.

I hope yu get everthing alright. Di damn politician dem mek yu haffe thief all Kina way fi get in
God Bless yu and keep yu
Your loving daughter
BABSIE


Ps: Mi a beg yu find a dress fi Puncie bury inna

ROFLMMFAO. I love these jokes. They can apply to pretty much any island can't they?

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Whether there is a moral component to being less clothed than an European, I'm not getting into because that's a personal thing.
Carnival: carne valle: farewell flesh means it is time to be myself in all my godly glory. I am a man created in God's image, making me beautiful. We get half naked in the bright sun, soak up some vitamin D and jump to a rythm because as human beings, rythms entrance us; they harken to our mothers' rhythmic heartbeat in the womb. Its a natural, healthy experience.