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Motie died in a fire and was burned pretty bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Lal and Wesley, were called for. Lal went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Lal looked and said, "Yea man, he bun up rell bad. Just roll him over dey."
So the mortician rolled him over and Lal looked and said, "Nah man , dies not Motie ,man." The mortician thought that was rather strange and he was pretty sure of the body's identity. Wesley was then brought in to identify the body. Wesley took a look at him and said, "Yea man, he bun up rell bad. Just roll him over dey." The mortician rolled him over and Wesley looked down and said, "Nah man, dies not Motie." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Lal said, "Well, Motie had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician. "Yeh man, everybody in Trinidad know bout it, too. An every time we went don town, people does say, "Here comes Motie with them two assholes." |
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lmao...
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This was good! My coworkers think I'm nuts cuz I'm just cracking up!
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....jus chillin....
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...lawwwddd!!!...that was funny....
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dem chupid ah wat dey eh realize dat dem iz de a$$holes ![]() |
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