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DJ HOLLYWOOD
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Hung Chow calls out sick!
Hung Chow calls and says, "Hey, boss, I not come work today. I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that." Two hours later, Hung Chow calls back saying, "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house." |
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Reborn!!
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