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QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME


Can you cry under water?


How important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


Why do you have to "put your two cents in"..
but it's only a " penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going to?


Once you're in heaven,
do you get stuck wearing the clothes
you were buried in for eternity?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?


If a deaf person has to go to court,
is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

Why does Goofy stand erect
while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn,
and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons,
does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,
Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the song above?

Why do they call it an asteroid
when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


Did you ever notice that when you
blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride,
he sticks his head out the window?


Do you ever why you gave me your email address in the first place?