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Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the bull.

1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!... She bought an air
conditioner."
2nd Hillbilly: "why is that stupid?"
1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"
1st Hillbilly: "why is that so stupid?"
2nd Hillbilly: "cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

3rd Hillbilly : "that ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both
yer wifes put together!...

I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in there."

1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well, what's so dumb about that?"
3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker