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Old 02-23-2004, 11:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A fifty five year old woman was at home, happily jumping on her
bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watched her for a while and then asked,

"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?

What's the matter with you?"

The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I
don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-23-2004, 05:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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