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    Guyanese Funeral

    Guyanese funeral arrangements...

    A family in Guyana was puzzled when the coffin of their dead
    mother arrived from the USA, sent by their sister.

    The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the large
    coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass
    cover.

    When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their
    sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read:

    Dearest Brother and Sisters,

    I am sending you our mother's remains for the funeral there.
    Sorry I could not come along, as the expenses were so high. You
    will find inside the coffin, under Mammy's body, 12 cans of Bumble Bee Tuna, 12 box spagetti, 12 Vaseline Intensive Care Skin Lotion, 12 Colgate To! othpaste, four 5 pound bag Canadian imported flour, and 12 ice apple. Just divide it a mong yourselves.

    On Mammy's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (Size 8) for
    Papi. There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mammy's head for
    Bayo's sons.

    Mammy is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts, one for Chun's
    husband and the rest are for my nephews. Mek sure Stella sweet
    man don't get none. Mammy is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favorite), all different size.

    I don't think any gun fit Pauline; she bubby too big. The 2
    dozen Victoria Secrets panties that Mammy is wearing should be
    distributed among my nieces and cousins. Don't give Pauline
    big-battie daughter any of the thongs. Ah gun send Hanes when
    Jaitoon brother in law coming down fuh de races.

    Mammy is also wearing eight Docker pants. One each for Neville
    sons; give one to Poowah, she said she likes how they fit. The
    Swiss watch Chubby asked for is on Mammy's left wrist. Mek sure you careful with it; it real.

    Your loving sister

    Nazie

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    Quote Originally Posted by luvlee
    Guyanese funeral arrangements...

    A family in Guyana was puzzled when the coffin of their dead
    mother arrived from the USA, sent by their sister.

    The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the large
    coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass
    cover.

    When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their
    sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read:

    Dearest Brother and Sisters,

    I am sending you our mother's remains for the funeral there.
    Sorry I could not come along, as the expenses were so high. You
    will find inside the coffin, under Mammy's body, 12 cans of Bumble Bee Tuna, 12 box spagetti, 12 Vaseline Intensive Care Skin Lotion, 12 Colgate To! othpaste, four 5 pound bag Canadian imported flour, and 12 ice apple. Just divide it a mong yourselves.

    On Mammy's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (Size 8) for
    Papi. There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mammy's head for
    Bayo's sons.

    Mammy is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts, one for Chun's
    husband and the rest are for my nephews. Mek sure Stella sweet
    man don't get none. Mammy is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favorite), all different size.

    I don't think any gun fit Pauline; she bubby too big. The 2
    dozen Victoria Secrets panties that Mammy is wearing should be
    distributed among my nieces and cousins. Don't give Pauline
    big-battie daughter any of the thongs. Ah gun send Hanes when
    Jaitoon brother in law coming down fuh de races.

    Mammy is also wearing eight Docker pants. One each for Neville
    sons; give one to Poowah, she said she likes how they fit. The
    Swiss watch Chubby asked for is on Mammy's left wrist. Mek sure you careful with it; it real.

    Your loving sister

    Nazie

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