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During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her
>students :
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>"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family
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>and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the bathroom, what would
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>you say to her? "
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>Mike replies : Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss.
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>The teacher says:That would be very rude and improper on your part.
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>Charlie replied : I'm sorry, I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in
>a minute.
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>The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet"
>during a meal, is unpleasant."
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>And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have
>to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able
>to introduce to you after dinner. "
>
>The teacher passed out.