IslandMix

Just got this...some observations are pretty damn true, especially about the super fly friends that just can't pay you back your money dey borrow!!!!
ONLY BLACK PEOPLE...

1. Are engaged for 5 years or more.
2. Never bother to divorce. They just separate for the rest of their lives.
3. Are late to church, work, and everything else, EXCEPT when the "club" is
free before 11:00PM.
4. Refer to diabetes as "Sugar".
5. Wait for movies to premier on Channel 4.
6. Drive slowly around town just looking for someone they can "hail." 7.
Show up at weddings, showers, graduation, birthday parties, etc with a new
outfit on, with their nails and hair done, but don't bring a wedding
present.
8. In relation to #7, they eat like dogs and take a plate home wrapped up in
foil.
9. Leave bills (instead of insurance money) behind for surviving
relatives.
10. Have at least one relative with a curly perm.
11. Will borrow money for a big wedding reception, then live in a flat with
no furniture.
12. Consider feting a monthly expense
13. Have mothers who can use swear words and religion ALL IN ONE SENTENCE.
For example, "Lord give me strength 'cause I'm bout to knock the £%&@_out of
this bad_£%&*@? child!"
14. Have at least one relative that "almost cut a number one record"
15. Invite co-workers and all of their friends to their child's christening
party, which happens to have a professional DJ, alcohol but only about 3
kids and 50 adults in attendance.
16. Have children who are great singers and dancers, but falling behind in
school.
17. Will drive a Lexus, Merc, BMW or Jaguar AND live in the projects(or
rent a house or ARE STILL staying with their Momma).
18. Come over to your house at 8:00 in the morning to "borrow" a cup of
sugar.
19. Will pull up in the church car park blasting out Beenie Man on
their stereo.
20. Will display the labels in designer suits to wear to a class reunion and
try to return it the next day after spilling punch on it, > only to tell the
sales person it didn't fit.
21. Will have on a new outfit every time you see them, but when you ask
them for the money they owe you they always say, "Don't have it."
22. Play $20 worth of lottery numbers a week but won't invest in the stock
& shares. (It's tooooo risky!!).

Its kinda sad, but I know someone who fits into everyone of these categories...A couple of them even apply to me (I won't say which). :) :)

"The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes."

TopClass...

I too am guilty..but me ent talking either o.k.