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Did you hear about the stupid person who...

* Waited on the street corner with a piece of bread to get some traffic jam.

* Saluted the refrigerator because it was a General Electric.

* Went to the lumber yard to see the Board of Education.

* Ate some pennies and then asked if people saw any change in him.

* Cut off his hands so he could play the piano by ear.

* Put birdseed in his shoes to feed his pigeon toes.

* Knocked on the lamp post because he saw a light upstairs and knew someone was home.

* Brought a ladder to the party because the drinks were on the house.

* Put his chin on the curb to get his mind out of the gutter.

* Jumped from a skyscraper to show he had guts.

* Put a chair in the coffin for rigor mortis to set in.

* Took his pregnant wife to the grocery store because he heard they had free delivery.

* Filled the gym with water because he heard he was going in as a sub.

* Was so modest he went into the closet to change his mind.

* Thought he was upside down because his nose ran and his feet smelled.

* Put his best friend through the meat grinder so he could scrape up a new acquaintance.

* Took the street car home and his mother made him take it back.

* Backed out of the street car because he heard that as soon as he got up someone would take his seat.

* Took his nose apart to see what made it run.

* Pulled out his teeth so he would have more gum to chew.