IslandMix

> A college professor was doing a study. Testing the senses of
first graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children
the same kind of Lifesavers, one at a time, & asked them to identify
them by color and flavor.
> Red.........................cherry
> Yellow.......................lemon
> Green........................lime
> Orange....................orange
> Finally, the professor gave them all a Honey Lifesaver. After
eating them for a few minutes none of the children could identify the
taste.
> "Well," he said "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father."
> One little girl looked up in horror, spits hers out & yelled,
"Everybody!!!!!! Spit them out...they're assholes!"

LOL..that is too funny