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    Registered User Kernster's Avatar Kernster is offline
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    Final Exams

    One night Jack Evans, along with his 3
    university friends went out drinkinig till late night, as many
    college students are prone to do, and didn't study for their
    test, which, of course, was scheduled for the next day.

    In the morning they thought of a plan.

    They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.

    They went up to the dean and explained that they had gone out to a wedding
    last night and on their return the tire of their car burst.

    They continued to explain how they had to push the car all the way
    back and that they were in no condition to appear for the
    test.

    The dean, being a compassionate human being said that they
    could take the test after 3 days.

    The students garaciously replied that they'd be ready by that time.On the third day,
    they appeared before the dean.

    The dean explained that since this
    was a special test all four were required to sit in separate
    classrooms for the duration of the exam.

    They all agreed as they
    had prepared well in the last three days. The test consisted of 5
    questions with total of 100 points:

    MID SEMESTER
    >>COURSEWORK EXAMINATION>>INSTRUCTIONS :>>

    All questions are required.
    Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four
    students will result in all the candidates getting a zero
    >>mark.

    Q.1. Write down your name. ----- (2 POINTS)

    Q.2. Write the
    name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended.
    >>----- (30 POINTS)>

    Q.3. What type of a car were you driving?
    >>------(20 POINTS)>>

    Q.4. Which tire burst? ------- (28 POINTS)>>

    Q.5.
    >>Who was driving? ----- (20POINTS)

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    Attempting the impossible Trinig03's Avatar Trinig03 is offline
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    come on now, "a well trained student" would have done rehearsed them lines and passed wit flyin colors

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinig03 View Post
    come on now, "a well trained student" would have done rehearsed them lines and passed wit flyin colors
    They would not have expected this test

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    Smarty Skirt Antigua Me Come Fram's Avatar Antigua Me Come Fram is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drifter View Post
    They would not have expected this test
    There's no way they would get Question 1 right.

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    The students garaciously replied that they'd be ready by that time.On the third day,
    they appeared before the dean. 600-511 exam questions

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