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BLACKJOY · 03-30-2006, 08:05 PM

David finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.

"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.

"Not on her best day," he replied.

"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"

"No, she's broke."

"Well, then, is it sex?"

"Nobody does it like you, babe."

"Then what can she do that I can't?"

"Sue me for child support."

vincy_socababy · 03-30-2006, 08:20 PM

Ms. Spicetatik · 04-02-2006, 01:25 PM

at least he was honest...

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03-30-2006, 08:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
BLACKJOY work hard play harder! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: un' da pressure Posts: 1,522 Credits: 26	engagement David finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman. "Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs. "Not on her best day," he replied. "Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" "No, she's broke." "Well, then, is it sex?" "Nobody does it like you, babe." "Then what can she do that I can't?" "Sue me for child support."

03-30-2006, 08:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
vincy_socababy .... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: rehab Posts: 21,998 Credits: 460	__________________ I party like a rockstar look like a movie star play like an all star f*ck like a porn star baby I'm a super star

04-02-2006, 01:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ms. Spicetatik Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: BKNY Posts: 12,078 Credits: 119	at least he was honest...:

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