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Kingmidas · 03-10-2003, 10:46 PM

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what hashappened.

"First body: Guyanese, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his
mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: "Trini, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery,
spent it all on rum. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Rasta from
Jamaica, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken by JAH!."

RenzePenze · 03-10-2003, 11:19 PM

lol... i dunno if to laugh or steups yuh way....

steups... L M A O!!!

UpTown · 03-12-2003, 04:35 AM

Ah love this one

Originally posted by Kingmidas
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what hashappened.

"First body: Guyanese, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his
mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: "Trini, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery,
spent it all on rum. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Rasta from
Jamaica, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken by JAH!."

Soca_Princess · 03-27-2003, 10:33 AM

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p dat was funny!

03-10-2003, 10:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kingmidas The Prophet Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Secret Tabernacle of the Most High Posts: 2,182 Credits: 48	Dumb Rasta Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what hashappened. "First body: Guyanese, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner. "Second body: "Trini, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery, spent it all on rum. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Rasta from Jamaica, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having his picture taken by JAH!."

03-27-2003, 10:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
Soca_Princess Temporary Suspension Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Nottingham, UK Posts: 14 Credits: 20	dump rasta! :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p dat was funny!

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03-10-2003, 11:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
RenzePenze Catylst Ent. Groupie Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Ft Liquordale Posts: 13,225 Credits: 4,815	lol... i dunno if to laugh or steups yuh way.... steups... L M A O!!!