IslandMix

> > > >Divorcing after 45 years an elderly Indian man in Couva calls his son
> in
> > > >New
> > > >York and says,
> > > >
> > > >"Son ah hate tuh spoil yuh day, but ah have tuh tell yuh dat yuh
mudder
> an
> > > >me divorcin; forty-five years ah dis shit is enough!"
> > > >
> > > >"Pa, whey yuh talkin bout?" The son screams.
> > > >
> > > >"We cayr stan de sight ah each odder any longer," the old man says.
> > > >
> > > >"We sick ah each odder, an ah sick ah talkin bout dis, so you call
yuh
> > > >sister in Chicago an tell she!"
> > > >
> > > >Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
> > > >
> > > >"Divorce wey de arse rong wid dem two ole jackass" she shouts, "Wait
> dey ah
> > > >go call yuh back"
> > > >
> > > >She calls Couva immediately, and screams at the old man,
> > > >
> > > >"You ent gettin no divorce yuh hear me Pa. Don do nutten till ah come
> ah
> > > >callin Boboy rite now an we comin home tuh hear whut causin all dis
dam
> > > >chupidness" She hangs up.
> > > >
> > > >The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Is okay", he
> says,
> > > >
> > > >"bote ah dem comin fuh Diwali and payin for dey own ticket !!!!!"

dats messed up.........

:cool2

Hahahaha.