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07-06-2003, 02:29 PM
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A farmer who wanted to get a divorce,paid a visit to a lawyer.
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07-06-2003, 02:46 PM
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A farmer who wanted to get a divorce ,paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said,"How can I get I help you." The farmer said,"I wanna get me one of those dayvorces." The lawyer said,"Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said,"Yes, I got 40 acres." The lawyer said ,"No,you don't understand,do you have a suit?" The farmer said,"yes I got a suit ,I wears it to church on Sundays." The lawyer said,"No, no,I mean do you have a case?" The farmer said,"No, I ain't got no case, but I got a John Deere." The lawyer said,"No, I mean do you have a grudge?" The farmer said ,"Yes, I got a grudge that is where I parks the John Deere." The lawyer said,"Does your wife beat you up or something?" The farmer said ,"No, we both get up at 4:30. The lawyer said,"Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said,"No, she is a little white gal,but our last chlid was a nagger and that's why I wants one of them there dayvorces." |
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