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    horn me buh doh leve meh i_from_mayaro is offline
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    Dis Is For Santa

    Dear Santa.
    I know you maybe wondering why I am writing to you one day after Christmas but after opening my presents yesterday, I just had to write to you. santa ah was a very good girl all year round, ah listened to my mother when she spoke to me(something ah does rearely do) ah helped out with errands around the house, ah even helped the neighboures kids do their errands. Ah helped old mean Mr. George cross the street when the other kids, just turned up their noses at him. Santa ah studied really hard in school this year, so hard that ah finished first in my class. Ah made it meh duty to be nice and not naughty. Santa when ah wrote my Christmas list to you, ah ask yuh for a Barbie princess doll, ah Barbie kitchen, ah Dora the Explorer computer game, ah cabbage patch doll and a monopoly game. So Santa how the f#ck after reading my list you would leave under the Christmas tree ah shity, f#cking light up Yo-Yo, ah mother-c#nt plastic tea-set and ah f*cking no name dolly that look like she have f*cking Polio. Santa is like yuh f*cking blind or yuh can't f*cking read!

    Every year ah say ah would stop believing in yuh f#cking ass and like ah fool ah does always give yuh ah another chance but not ah F*cking-gain, yuh f#cking fat ass dead with me, yuh hear what ah say, yuh dead. Ah waiting for yuh, mother ass next year, yuh better don't try to climb yuh fat Jenny Craig wanting ass down meh chimney yuh no, because Santa ah swear ah would f*ck yuh up. Just imagine you give that little cokey eye Sally from across de road everything that she asked for, that she ain't have room to walk around she house. Santa, yuh see you and them f*cking Reindeer allyuh better think twice about landing on my house next year yuh no, especially that f*cking Rudolph, let him just blink he f*cking shiney red noes just once, ah swear he would wish that it was green because ah would out he f*cking light so fast you and them dumb-ass Reindeer wouldn't see all yuh way back to de f*cking north pole.

    Next year, ah will be back to meh good old self, causing havoc around de f*cking neighbourhood and waiting paitently with ah big stone for your fat f*cking ass to come Ho-Hoing on my roof top.

    Sincerely,
    Little Jenny.
    Last edited by i_from_mayaro; 08-07-2005 at 07:47 PM.

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    boy she say how she really feel, bet u she get what she want next year though.
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    that is the most hilarios thing I have read...ever.... @ no name dolly with polio

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    kick his ass little girl. he jip me nuf time when i was little to. punk ass santa.

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