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g'morning family - ah figure ah would start allyuh day off withh ah good laugh

Enjoy and have a good day:):):)

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This is the Trini version
What would have happened if it had been three Wise Trini Women instead of
three Wise Men?

They woulda ask fuh directions and den cuss because deh didn't get ah
shorter route.
Deh woulda arrive in March after Carnival.
Deh woulda put Joseph outside so deh could help deliver de baby.
Deh woulda make deh own cocoyea broom and sweep out de stable.
Deh woulda make a pelau and bring practical gifts like a jet bracelet fuh de
baby hand...a blue bag fuh de baby chest...tuh keep away maljo and endless
thread for de baby forehead to stop hiccups.

But what would they have said when they left?
"Dem rel ketchin deh ass boy. Yuh ent see dem beat up sandals Mary was
wearing wit she gown? . Oooooo goosh!"
"She gih he a six fuh ah nine. Dat chile eh look nutten like Joseph."
"She's a virgin? Well I is de queen ah #%&$ Sheba."
"I did know she in Junior Sec."
"How dem could bring all dem dutty stinking animal in de damn house? Next
ting yuh know de chile have lumbago or maljo or
some odder #####."
"Ay,ay, yuh eh hear Joseph eh wukin."
"Dat jack ass deh riding look like it go kilkaytay any minute."
"Yuh wanta bet how long it go take fuh she to gi yuh back yuh pyrex di

DATS IS SOOOOOOO CUTE AND FUNNY!!!:) THANKS TRINITAT!!!

no prob - ah figure everybody should have a good belly laugh today :):):)

I had mi belly laugh picturing ################reegal hidin' roach under tomato...:) :)

"The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes."

TOPCLASS IT ANIT NO JOKE!!!!!! DEM MUDDA'S BE SERIOUS GYAL!!!! :o
I WOULD DISTRACT DEY MUDDA IWTH CONVERSTION AND WHEN DEY MAIN COURSE COME I WOULD DIVE IN LIKE A RUNAWAY SLAVE :)!!!!