IslandMix

Just in case you get the two mixed up . . .
> > > > >
> > > > >IN PRISON...you spend most of your time in an 8X10 cell.
> > > > >AT WORK ... you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
> > > > >
> > > > >IN PRISON...you get three free meals a day.
> > > > >AT WORK...you get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
> > > > >
> > > > >IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
> > > > >AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.
> > > > >
> > > > >IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
> > > > >AT WORK...you must carry a security card and open all the doors for
> > > > >yourself.
> > > > >
> > > > >IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
> > > > >AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
> > > > >
> > > > >IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
> > > > >AT WORK...you share a toilet with some idiot who pees on the seat.
> > > > >
> > > > >IN PRISON you get visits from your family.
> > > > >AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
> > > > >
> > > > >IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
> > > > >required.
> > > > >AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
> > > > >then taxes are deducted from your salary to pay for prisoners.
> > > > >
> > > > >IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
> > > >out.
> > > > >AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
>inside
> > > > >bars.
> > > > >
> > > > >IN PRISON...you deal with sadistic wardens.
> > > > >AT WORK...they are called managers.