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A Canadian Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the Guyanese driver that because he was wearing his seatbelt he had just won $5,000 in the Province safety competition.
“What are you going to do with the money?” asked the policeman. “Well, I guin get a driver’s license,” he answered. “Oh, doh listen to him,” yelled the Trini woman in the passenger’s seat…”He a smart ass when he drunk.” This woke up the Bajan guy in the back seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned,”A cud tell we was not getin far in dis thiefin kar.” At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a Jamaican voice said, in patois, “Yow!, I man mek it Crass di barder yet?” They all were very nervous. The patrolman said, “I always loved the island music but never understood the words. Here’s your voucher, have a nice day”. |
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LOL
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i appreciate this.
its all about UNITY ![]()
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