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Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "Ah have to talk to you, yes.
It have some Trinis up here in Heaven who causing real problems.
Dey swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn missing, BBQ sauce and curry all
over
dey robe; cow-heel , chicken foot and pigtail bone all over the
streets of Gold.
Some ah dem walkin around with one wing, dey late taking turn keeping
de stairway to Heaven clean, it have ah setta watermelon seed all over
the clouds and dem an some ah dem ent wearing dey halos, saying it doh fit
with dey hairstyles."

The Lord said, " I made them special, as I did you,
my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know
aboutproblems, let's call up the Devil".

The devil answered the phone, "Hello? Yes,Lord ........wha de......
hole on a minute.
The devil returned to the phone and said, " Yeah Lord, wha yuh want?" T

The Lord replied, "Tell me what kinds of problems you are
having down there.." The devil said, " Ooohh... hole orn.. hole orn" and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Eh heh..
what it is yuh ask meh jus now?" The Lord said, "What kinds of problems are
you having down there?" The devil said, "Buh eh eh....look, hole orn...."This time the devil was gone for 15 minutes.
The devil returned and said, "Look I sorry eh, but I cyah talk to yuh right
now nah. Dem Trinis and dem put out de fire again, and now dey
nstalling air conditioning in meh place".

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa blawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

oh sh!t hahahhahahaha good one!!

sounds kinda like the jamaican but its funny