|04-30-2003, 01:17 PM||#1 (permalink)|
The Great Pretender
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: In my skin
I'm writing to you to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my Mom
told me it was the best. In fact, about a month ago, while at my
mother-in-law's house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She then berated me about my drinking problem.
Well, one thing lead to another and by the time our
spat was over, I had a lot of her blood on my white blouse as well. I tried to get the stains out using her bargain
detergent, but they just wouldn't come out.
On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid
Tide. All of the stains came out. So well, in fact, that the DNA
tests were negative! I thank you, once again, for a great product.
Well, I've gotta go. I now have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
Some men move mountains
Some women move men who move mountains
Most women with mountains move some men
But I...I am a woman who is moved by men who can get through the valley
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