IslandMix

:):)

>I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My

>fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and

>understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to

>her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond

>what we had expected it to be.

>

>When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just

>under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be

>a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with

me.

>

>Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I

>knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about

>five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this

>situation. I headed straight out the front door...

>

>There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He

>was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid

and

>would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated

>me on passing their little test.

>

>Abby, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I thought

>their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I

keep

>the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking

out

>to my car was to get a condom?

:):):)