IslandMix

There's a Rastaman, a white man and a beautiful girl sitting next
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>to each other in a train, with the girl in the middle. The train
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>goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
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>Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a loud slap!
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>As the train comes out of the tunnel, the woman looks perplexed
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>while the Rastaman is sitting there looking angrily at the white
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>man who is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.
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>Everybody else in the coach is laughing at him.
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>The white man is thinking to himself,"Damn it, that black guy must
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>have tried to kiss the girl in the dark and she thought it was me
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>and slapped me."
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>The girl is thinking, "That man must have tried to take advantage
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>of me in the dark, and kissed the Rastaman instead and got slapped.
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>Serves him right."
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>The Rastaman is thinking, "I man hope dis train go though another
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>tunnel soon so I man can kiss the back of mi hand again and box dat
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>bloodclaat white bwoy one more time.

And why is it me believe that was you!