The Cremated Husband...
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05-08-2005, 03:48 AM
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The Cremated Husband...
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.
"Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" "Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money! " " Irving, that emerald necklace you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!" Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blow job I promised you? Well here it comes....." Last edited by King Dutty; 05-08-2005 at 03:50 AM.. |
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05-08-2005, 10:46 AM
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awww thats mean lol
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05-09-2005, 12:09 PM
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that's not right *shakes head*
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ouch lol |
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