The "Club Types" ..you may know them all
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02-08-2005, 11:08 PM
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The "Club Types" ..you may know them all
PEOPLE YOU SEE IN A NITE CLUB, STARRING....
CAPTAIN WORKOUT This guy spends all week in the gym and needs little or no reason to wear his skin tight shirt you can see is heart beating and parade's around the club like Mr. Universe. SHAMALEKA SPANDEX You know her . . . 300 lbs. size 48, buys a size 6 red and yellow spandex outfit. To the horror of others, she wears it to the club. JOHNNY ONEDRINK Takes three hours to finish one drink, then tries to fool everyone for another hour with a glass full of ice water & a straw. Has $3.50 in his pocket and a token. THE O.G.'s Stands for "Old Guys". These guys just can't get over the fact that they are TOO OLD to be at the club. Their clubbing days are so far behind them their kids can legally buy alcohol.They try to be down with the younger generation by wearing gold fronts and try to speak slang using phrases like "What's up money!" and "That's fresh!" THE OOOH GIRL She's that girl that's basically doing the two step dance, until her song comes on and she screams to her girl friends, "OOOH GIRL, THAT'S MY SONG!!!" From this point on it's shake what your mamma gave ya and she will dance with what ever is in front of her,guy, girl, bar, wall, speakers, etc. WASTE OF TIME WILLY This is the one that buys a new outfit for the club; travels miles from home, at night to the club; pays $15.00 to get in the club; and when he's finally in the club he just stands against the wall sipping on a cup of Pepsi fronting like it's rum-n-coke. BILLBOARD BILLY Stepped out of the latest rap video, he feels the need to let everyone in the club know what name brand designer clothing he's wearing, down to his socks because he must have that one pant leg up. It may be pitch black in the club, but he's got $300 Versace sunglasses on. He's also the one making a call from the noisy dance floor on his cell phone, with a bottle of MOET (with the label facing outward so everyone can see) in his other hand... TAKIANNA & LAQUITA The female equivalent of Siskel & Ebert,but they don't review movies. They notice everything from head to toe...Also known for staring people down for long periods of time! Those are fake!" "Assa Grande!!" His baby mamma must dress him." THE 1st AND 15th POSSE We only see them in the club around these dates... TOUCHY FEELY TYRONE He's the guy that loves to walk all over the club when it's crowded squeezing through girls and getting his free feels. ROBIN LEECH Not the TV host. She has no money, but somehow gets some sucker to buy her drinks all night---usually BILLBOARD BILLY (see above for details). LOCKDOWN LEROY Has been in and out of jail so many times, he has no clue as to what is in or out of style. He shows up in a "Malcolm X" cap, gold fronts, an "Eight Ball" leather jacket and a silk polka dot shirt.... SHAHEENA STROBELITE & CO. They look good in the club, but outside.....AHHH d**n!! And I bought you, a drink!? |
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02-09-2005, 04:39 PM
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02-09-2005, 04:42 PM
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ooohhhh thats my song
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 @ SHAMALEKA SPANDEX and JOHNNY ONEDRINK |
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